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INNER MONOLOGUE #1204/ 2004
(  Satoshi Kinoshita )
| Series: | Paintings: Landscape | | Medium: | Acrylic on non-stretched canvas | | Size (inches): | 39 x 24 | | Size (mm): | 991 x 610 | | Catalog #: | PA_064 | | Description: | Signed, titled, date, copyright in magic ink on the reverse.
Vanessa has a fantastic body, I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue. I hope I didn't say that out loud.
-Austin Powers
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin: Or sometimes not at all.
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
-Dr. Evil
Quotes from "Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery"* (1997) .... [Make sure you read everything with a British accent]
*MPAA: Rated PG-13 for nudity, sex-related dialogue and humor.
Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die!
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
[Dr. Evil has left Austin and Vanessa to their doom.]
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan....What?
Austin: Vanessa has a fantastic body, I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner monologue. I hope I didn't say that out loud.
Dr. Evil: Hello gentlemen. Welcome to my underground lair.
Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!
Austin Powers: As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
Dr. Evil: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
Scott Evil: "I don't think he likes me. I think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is very astute. I really do want to kill him.
Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself.
[Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club]
Austin: This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Austin Powers: Judo chop!
[Austin and Vanessa watch a man be decapitated.]
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get to the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa: No.
Austin Powers: Not very head strong, was he?
Vanessa: That's enough.
Austin Powers: Right.
Vanessa: Oh Austin, that's you in a nutshell.
Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this nutshell?"
U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil -
Dr. Evil: Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.
Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that can't be done. Can you remind me what I pay you people for? Honestly, throw me a bone here!
Austin Powers: Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.
Austin Powers: You have a right to be jealous. I shagged her!
Vanessa: Austin?
Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten!
Austin Powers: That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!
Austin Powers: You must admit she is rather mannish. Really, if that is a woman she must have been beaten with an ugly stick.
Austin Powers: That really hurt! Who throws a shoe? Honestly!
Austin Powers: Why take the stairs when I have a perfectly good canoe right here?
Austin Powers: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.
Austin Powers: You're shagadelic, baby!
Austin Powers: Does that make you HORNY?
Austin Powers: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I?
Scott Evil: I wish I'd never been artificially created in a lab!
Austin Powers: It's freedom, baby, yeah, baby, yeah!
[On being told that the West has won the Cold War] Austin Powers: Groovy. Smashing. Yea, capitalism!
Dr. Evil: There's nothing so pathetic as an aging hipster.
Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin: Or sometimes not at all.
Dr. Evil: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!
Austin Powers: So what exactly do you do, Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the little boys' room.
Austin Powers: I can't believe Liberace was gay! Women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.
Austin Powers: And then smoke started coming out of their jumblies.
Austin Powers: Oh behave.
Austin Powers: This sort of thing ain't my bag baby.
MOD Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
MOD Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger ... signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm tellin' you, baby, that's not mine.
MOD Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is. This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
MOD Clerk: One book. "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me. This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby" by Austin Powers.
Cowboy: Hey partner. Come on. You gotta relax. Don't force it. You're gonna blow out your o-ring, drop a lung.
Austin Powers: I won't bite... hard.
Scott Evil: Get away from me you lazy eyed psycho.
Austin Powers: At ease, boys.
Vanessa: Likewise.
Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!
Dr. Evil: Dr. Evil: I like to see girls of that ... caliber. By caliber, of course, I mean both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters. Two meanings ... caliber ... it's a homonym.
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's boss.
Radar Man: Well, it appears to be in the shape of a Big Boy!
Commander Gilmour: Good God! He's back!
Radar Man: Well, in many ways, the Big Boy never left, sir. He's always offered the same high-quality meals at competitive prices.
Commander Gilmour: Shutup!
No.2: This is my Italian confidential secretary. Her name is Alotta. Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina.
Austin Powers: Ahh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it. It sounded like you said your name was 'a lot of'....uhhh, nevermind!
Dr. Evil: There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum...It's breathtaking...I suggest you try it!
Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles!
Austin Powers: When you see this jet-a-rockin', don't come-a-knockin' baby! Yeah!
Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to washup first? You know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!
Vanessa Kensington: You know I meant...did you use a condom?
Austin Powers: No-ho-ho-ho!! Only sailors use condoms, baby!
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the nineties, Austin!
Austin Powers: Well, they should, those filthy beggars! They go from port to port!
Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me!
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, baby, I didn't know it was your turn! Hahaha!
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